miercuri, 24 iunie 2015

Banc... de sezon


Iepurasul isi facea teza de doctorat...
 
Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba:


- Ce faci, iepurasule, despre ce scrii tu acolo?
- Am inceput lucrarea de cercetare despre cum este mancata vulpea de catre iepuras...
- Ha, ha, ha... pai cum o sa manance un amarat de iepuras o vulpe? Poate invers...
- Cercetare stiinfica, vulpeo, daca nu crezi, te astept diseara la vizuina.

Dimineata, padurea... uimita de mirare... In fata vizuinei, pielea vulpii era intinsa la uscat.

Curios, lupul apare si el la iepuras si il intreaba:
- Despre ce scrii tu acolo, iepurasule?
- Sunt la cercetarea propriu-zisa din teza. Studiez cum e mancat lupul de catre iepuras.
- Ha, ha, ha... cum o sa manance un amarat ca tine un lup mare si tare ca mine?
- Asta e cercetare stiintifica serioasa, daca nu crezi... ne vedem diseara la viziuna.

Dimineata, stupoare mare in toata padurea... pielea lupului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a vulpii.

Nemairezistand, ursul o apuca si el spre iepuras si il intreaba:
- Despre ce mai scrii tu acolo, iepurasule?
- Sunt deja la concluziile cercetarii in care demonstrez cum e mancat ursul de catre iepuras...
- Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho... ce tot spui, pricajitule? ... Cum sa manance un mititel ca tine un urs mare ca mine?
- Nu crezi?! Aceasta este o cercetare stiintifica, nu e o gluma, vino diseara la vizuina si ai sa te convingi...

In dimineata urmatoare, toata padurea era socata.... pielea ursului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a lupului si cea a vulpii....

Dupa cateva ore, cand lighioanele padurii se raspandisera speriate care incotro, iepurasul iesi razand din vizuina, de gat cu leul... care ii spuse:
- Ai vazut, iepurasule? Ce iti spuneam eu? Nu tema conteaza, ci coordonatorul !
 


luni, 1 iunie 2015

Unde esti, copilarie... Cu padurea ta cu tot?

  • “It's never too late to have a happy childhood.” ― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

  • “I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things crumbled. I could not control the world I was in, could not walk away from things or people or moments that hurt, but I took joy in the things that made me happy.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

  • “Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.” ― Roald Dahl

  • “I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow them to do things for themselves, allow them to be strong, allow them to experience life on their own terms, allow them to take the subway... let them be better people, let them believe more in themselves.” ― C. JoyBell C.

  • “We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.” ― Franklin D. Roosevelt, Great Speeches

  • “In a child's eyes, a mother is a goddess. She can be glorious or terrible, benevolent or filled with wrath, but she commands love either way. I am convinced that this is the greatest power in the universe.” ― N.K. Jemisin, The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms

  • I spent my whole childhood wishing I were older and now I'm spending my adulthood wishing I were younger. - Ricky Schroder

  • One of the luckiest things that can happen to you in life is, I think, to have a happy childhood. - Agatha Christie

  • My childhood memories of my grandparents are of a wonderful, complementary couple. While my grandfather had a spirited, humorous personality, my grandmother is gentle and poised. - Kristina McMorris



  • Nu stiu altii cum sunt, dar eu, cand ma gandesc la locul nasterii mele, la casa parinteasca din Humulesti, la stalpul hornului unde lega mama o sfara cu motocei la capat, de crapau matele jucandu-se cu ei, la prichiciul vetrei cel humuit, de care ma tineam cand incepusem a merge copacel, la cuptiorul pe care ma ascundeam, cand ne jucam noi, baietii, de-a mijoarca, si la alte jocuri si jucarii pline de hazul si farmecul copilaresc, parca-mi salta si acum inima de bucurie! – Ion Creanga